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Drunken Halo: Episode 32 WE'RE BACK BITCHES!!!

Justin and Travis make their triumphant return by discussing why we love Halo.

SPOILER ALERT: At one point in this episode, Justin actually cries(like a bitch).


Also, dont forget to check out our other podcast GEEKIEST SHOW EVER which can be found at GeekiestShowEver.com
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Justin - Justin Bryce

Travis - B00MSTICKY


Drunken Halo: Episode 32

Reader Comments (16)

Welcome back :D

Dec 15th? WTF it's 18th here

I don't always pull out, but when I do. It's because the overflow.

03:00 I'm not done with school >:(

Lost you around 8:00 or sumthing.

Boobs? I like them.. well.. the same way you do. Slightly above medium or something. But I do NOT like small, Medium- Its stays there.

It's like beds. You know those waterbeds. Yeah .. fuck those. You know those thin hard fucking beds. Yeah fuck those too. But then you got the perfect hard-soft beds you can play with :D PERFECT!

Keg? .... Que?!?!?

[16:00] There are some evil men in my computer fucking up the ... player thingy.

[23:00] Me ftw :D

[27:00] I do not.. mind mailsack.. mailsag hahah

[30:00] VIKINGS FOR THE FUCKING WIN YEAH GO NORWAY AND DENMARK... fuck Sweden they're fucking pussies when it comes to war and wasn't that much of Vikings anyway.

ERIK THE RED!?!? AHAHHA. Lol, you're actully right. Erik Thorvaldsson - Rogaland, Norway.

[Wikipedia] "While not the first to sight the North American continent, Leif Erikson became the first Viking to explore the land of Vinland (part of North America, probably near modern-day Newfoundland)"



[35:30] You don't know who WIngs of Redemption is? He's not a game. He's doing over game commentary on youtube. You guys don't know about this?

[36:40] I AM a bastard :D

[37:00] I just want to say that I hate kids, especially on xbox live. WIth they're squeeky voices and thinking they're badass talking about weed and shit. Every time I met a kid over xbox live I will fuck them up. Sorry, but there is no way around it. I just hate them that much.

[38:00] It's not hard telling who is talking. You don't sound that alike, I can tell you apart but the names I always forget.

[40:40] If they keep doing this people just stop playing, or get tierd of it. They need to get their shit together now,

Make a note? Well. To make it more like classic, the new slayer modes will make a 3 headshot a kill since thats how it was in Halo CE. Im so pissed that they didn't have the classic CE multiplayer and desided to fuck up the multiplayer Reach has even more.

[43:20] Nooooooooo.... fuck that shit.

Halo waypoint say this about magnum "Their cartridges typically run the range of 12.7 x 40mm SAP-HE (Semi-Armor Piercing, High Explosive) "

And they say this about DMR " 7.62 x 51mm FMJ-AP ammunition."

But I think that it's fucking stupid that 500 years from now they still use standard NATO rounds. (7.62x51 and 5,56x45)


PLEASE! I BEG YOU PLEASE! Make this song appear on one of your episodes. link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=related
I beg you

[53:30] Call it rugby.

[54:30] YES ITS FUCKING CORRECT... only chief... hmmm.... what about.. you know... HALO FUCKING WARS!?!?!?.. it doesn't matter because Brutes fucks them all.

When do i get to see a fucking picture of you?


{58:30] Sorry I have no idea of doing that. Or I do but it would take to much time...which i do not have... And now about this time comes the sickest fuck laugh ever i the history of everything AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[59:00] Best moment of my life on this podcast

[01:07:00] Just want to say that I fucking HATE our women. Fucking drama-makeupwhores-SomethingElseOffensive

[01:08:00] I was hoping you didn't get that in the wrong way :) Yes, it was to the spam guy


The only other game that could... be ... well . Halo is better but Assasins creed got short movies and suff like that. FUck everything else.

I'm gameplay and story. But then again. I can't always multitask.

I just want to say something about what we talked about before. About the the 2 you would pick for a 3some. The ginger part. It's not that I am so nerdy, but I just like natural girls. Fuck makeup. And nothing screams more natural than Ginger. (makes no sense I know). I like cute girls 100% over Sexy ones.


Jeg skal rive av deg trynet ditt og stappe det opp i ræven din, så neste gang du dritet, driter du på trynet ditt. Just welcome.

[02:01:00] ಠ_ಠ ... YOU GO GIRL

Fucking love you Justin.... and you Travis. You guy be tha best :D

Dead bodies made me gay.




LIVESTREAM D:D:D::D:D:D::D:D: But, the timezone and stuff :(


I can make it.

Can you guys send me an email which time it is? So I remember!

Lot of things i hate on the 360. The way they made youtube there, facebook so on. More user friendly things is what is needed.

BBBBBAAAAAAY And remember to put on the song... HAYHEYHYEAYEAHY!

December 18, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSiggi

Oh and here is the clip you are talking about [02:00:00] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z36WDj2PcU

I hope it doesn't change your memory of it.

December 19, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSiggi

I was bored so I made some album art for the podcast, sorry the quality isn't that good, but i did it half asleep. Check it out.

December 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterChris

Chris that is fuckin awesome!!!!

December 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterTravis

I like the art Chris! That is sweet!

Just letting you guys know I won't be able to make a game night around now as the only time I get off work this year is Christmas Day. I will most likely be playing some drunken Halo on that day though so if ya fancy some festive fragging hit me up!

Don't bother reading this one out. It would bore me to hear it again! I suggest you give people a months notice for the next one and mention it in a couple of podcasts before hand. That would drum up a bit of hype. Though to be fair I only turned up to the last one as I happened to notice it on HBO as it was happening. So maybe I'm talking shit. Again.

Good to have your sexy voices back in my earholes once more.

P.S. Big boys don't cry.

December 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNoble Sicks

Oh and I vote for a call in show (sorry Siggi!). Not only would it be cool to hear what the fans have to say, I'm also worried of shattering the mental image I have formed of the pair of you. If your interested in what I think you look like, I see Travis as a tall black man with a giant ginger afro and Justin as a Silver haired russian lady with puffy nippled pillow tits. I'm pretty sure I'm spot on.

God knows what the golden pony boy looks like?

December 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNoble Sicks

What a comeback!!

Really this is an awesome episode, great to hear your lovely lady voices again. The "why I love Halo-part" was great, but it was the puffy nipple part that really had me hooked. :D I fully agree with both...I am generally an 'ass-man' but there is nothing better than natural boobs that defy gravity and have puffy nipples.

Most likely I will not be able to make it to the game night, Saturday night woud be better. Saturday is the main Christmas day here in Germany and I will be on the road early then.

So if we don't hear us online I wish all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Chris..Awesome Album Art!

Noble Six..I am afraid you really are right. ;)

I also vote for a call in show...I guess the two Bryces offer more beauty than the internet can bear. ;)

PS: You want to learn about Germany...let us start with some fun facts.."You might encounter strange names for places such as: Fucking (a small city in Germany), Assmanhausen (meaning the hause of the "Ace" man), Titting (also a City) or the Volkhof river"

December 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRakete

PPS...Noble Sicks is right..you don't need to read out my whole rant. Your appreciation of the mail sack it great but sometimes it can get a little to elaborate.

Siggi, ever thought about writing a book? ;)

December 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRakete

Good tidings to the Bryce Brigade.

Having listened to the podcast and thinking heavily on what to write regarding this fine episode I have subsequently found that all of these fair gentleman above have pretty much said it all... Brilliant Show blah blah .... Welcome back yada yada..... insert generic jest about Justin's love of puffy nipples and love of tears when discussing the chief.

Seriously though it is great to see you guys putting shows out again, my ears finally have something to look forward to once more.

Now down to business. As I swore that next time you had a game night you could count me and my DMR in for some pwnage. So I am putting this in writing, I will be there and possibly be bringing 1 or even 2 Spartans with me and keeping with the tone of the podcast I should be suitably drunk. Having read the comments and seeing that a few faces will be missing please keep us posted whether this event will be taking place.

Just a quick note on why I love Halo and its pretty much the same reasons as you guys. I love the game and really love the books, I have read them all and I find that knowing all the back story and all the desperate things that humanity has done to try and survive makes everything you do in game even more compelling... Travis please read the books you wont regret it, and Justin I can see why you would get so involved in the ideal's the Chief holds, everyone should aspire to that kind of selflessness when it comes to helping the people we love or indeed just people who need help. I bet the chief is always crying but he has a visor to hide it, you should totally get a visor..

Anyways hope to team up with you guys soon so we can serve high tea on our enemies... If we can get a BTB or even a squad battle team together so we can do match making that would be awesome.

Peace and pwnage.

December 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJay (The Quim Ninja)

P.S. I think I just pulled a Siggi with that post again, also Travis I think that 'pulling a siggi' should be entered into The Urban Dictionary by your good self...

December 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJay (The Quim Ninja)

this will be one hell of a mail sack

December 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterChris

yup its one big bulging sack, looks ready to blow.... watch out ladies...

btw Chris love the drunken halo design you put up, although answer me this, is that beer the chief is drinking? or urine? jk its really cool.
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Pull a Siggi

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The ability to write a comment of gargantuan proportions and keep any who read it interested throughout.

December 22, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJay (The Quim Ninja)

I'm just that awesome :D Thank you my good sir, mjees.

December 22, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSiggi

I have to say for some reason this show just attracts awesome people...

December 23, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRakete

Hey guys. This is just a reminder that the 1st Annual WINTER WONDER LAND GAME NIGHT starts tonight at 8pm CENTRAL TIME!!!

December 23, 2011 | Registered CommenterJustin Bryce

why didn't you give more notice!!! I would of moved my plans for tonight to thursday or saturday!!!!!!!!! FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

December 24, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterChris

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